Q: How to run a turkey call?
Responses:
One respondent describes in accurate concise detail how to run a turkey call, shows articulate form, and exquisite tone in accompanying video clip.
Original Poster says “thanks” and posts video of themselves running a turkey call.
46 Empathetic passive-aggressives post to share similar experiences of learning to run a turkey call and how running a turkey call could have been taught way better.
28 Camo Karen’s post to caution about the bad habits of running turkey calls.
431 Narcissistic purists post they use trumpet calls only and are offended by running other types of turkey calls discussions.
24 Post to argue over whether it’s ‘run a turkey call’ or “natural voice.”
392 to condemn those 24 as stupid.
220 Post to tell those 392 to stop being jackasses.
23 Industry professionals well practiced in customer fails post to inform the group that the proper term is “running a mouth diaphragm.”
37 Call makers post 542 pictures of their calls with accompanying self promotion.
531 Prostaffers from 37 call makers in corresponding call maker company logo caps and shirts chime in and bash the other 36 mobs of prostaff while posting selfies running their superior calls.
75 Know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and post that “run a turkey call” is perfectly correct.
249 Post meme’s and gif’s, laugh to themselves for hours.
6 Post that this page is not just about running turkey calls and to please take this discussion to a turkey calling only page.
11 Appeasing sympathizers post to defend the posting to this page saying that we all run turkey calls and therefore the posts are relevant here.
22 With anger issues, nothing useful to say, post GFYS.
8 clueless dolts to ask what GFYS means.
102 Voyeurs post “Following”
243 Elitists post to debate which method of running a turkey call is superior, where to buy the best turkey calls, what brand of turkey calls work best for this technique and what brands are junk.
214 to ask if the brands of turkey calls suggested are worth the money.
29 to tell them that if they like a turkey call, buy it.
1156 “Me to” people to post pics of their own turkey calls.
74 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different turkey calls.
6 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s.
130 “Me too” people to comment “Me too”.
18 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the $!%cking running a turkey call controversy.
16 Turn coat nannies to report the post or PM an admin because someone said “f÷×$”
42 to say “Didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”.
30 to say “Do a search on running a turkey call before posting questions about running a turkey call”.
1642 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) is closing down wood and call making material factories, not building new call making companies. Trump Sucks, Biden is brain dead.
17980 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
6 admins to ban the running a turkey call posters who took it all too seriously.
10 late arrivals to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
-MJ
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